Yu-uum!

Yawning without covering your mouth while wearing a head lamp at night.

Follow up bad idea:
Querying from inside the tent to your brother (who is outside the tent apparently choking on a moth that flew down his throat) if it was the freeze-dried Cherry Blast they had for dessert that was making him gag.

Not Bubba Jones

Dedicating Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to your cousin. At his wedding.

Baby it's cold outside

Winter storm warnings today, with snow on the ground and more to come, and the woman walking up the hill in front of me was wearing a skirt, long johns, short sport socks, and cleats.

Monster mistake

I went to a Monster Glow-in-the-Dark mini golf course today for a birthday party with lots of kids & families in attendance. I wore a white turtleneck in the spirit of glow in the dark/blacklights. Unfortunately, the turtleneck itself didn't glow- just the bra underneath did.

C is for Co-Worker

My latest bad idea?.... telling my co-worker that his laugh sounds just like Cookie Monster's laugh. Based on his response, I'm glad that I didn't mention that prior to being dubbed the "Cookie Monster" his name was Sid.... maybe I'll save that for Monday.