Tracy on drugs

Let's not even TALK about what she's like without her Claritin!!

Bossing Kate...

...with your ESPN powers. Bad idea. On the other hand, redneck timeout (wall+duct tape+offender) - great idea!

Language lessons

Don't ever try to teach a marine biologist french... he ends up thinking "gerard depardieu" means "i'm lost". Same guy who thinks "Brrraaaaap!" is spanish for "may i have a lollipop please".

Giving Tracy a word of the day

snollygagging